Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Boobs Are the First To Go


Last night I had to go pick up a bra to wear to The Wedding. I honestly don't have a clue what size bra I wear, and I've taken some measurements and tried some bras on and none of them seem to fit right. However, I decided to go with what I thought was the correct measurement after putting my measurements in on line--a couple of sizes larger than I thought and than I was wearing.

Well, The Ladies were lovin' the bra I tried on since they had room to breathe, but no real support, I'll be quite honest. So I had the salesgirl go get me a bra in the size I was currently wearing.

Too big again.

I've gone down a cup size. My sister had a lot of fun strapping me into that torture chamber (only a man would have invented a long line strapless bra), but The Ladies are slowly deflating...

I cursed her out for making me go on a diet--she suggested that if I was that stressed out about a dress, I could diet for 6 weeks up to her wedding and then go back to doing what I wanted afterwards... She said it was all my fault I joined Weight Watchers and it was actually working.

Then we started snickering, but I could scarcely breathe so we had to stop.

I'm going to look hot in that dress, which came on Friday and which I L-O-V-E love. And I'll love not wearing it when it gets too big :-)

1 comment:

nettiemac said...

Okay, I'm about to admit something I've not said out loud (or typed out loud) before. And for the guys, this is TMI. Sorry.

Two weeks before joining WW, I went to a nice little swanky lingerie boutique in Hotlanta and got measured. Try a 48G. G!!!! G!!!! (I was really an F-and-a-half, but....)

Six months and 60 pounds later.... 44D. Oh yeah, the girls deflated awfully fast. Right now, I'm in a 36 or 38D (depending on the style) and quite frankly, the only thing that's making it a D is all the extra flab that my boobs have now become.

The breast lift is the part of the body surgery I'm looking forward to most. (But check with me tomorrow -- it could be the batwings).